well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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