He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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