Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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