Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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