bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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