Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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