Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
