Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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