How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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