thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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