i may or may not be watching the land before time
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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