i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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