life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
