there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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