It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
