Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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