Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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