No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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