You can't special order awesome
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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