I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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