i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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