He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
