UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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