Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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