You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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