didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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