gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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