another moral hangover. fuck.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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