Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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