I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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