her vagine was all disorganized.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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