Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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