I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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