I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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