Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Someone came in the potted fern
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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