just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
