"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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