I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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