ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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