No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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