I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
accomplished twins. life is a go
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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