I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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