You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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