Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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