Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Say something about gay babies.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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