What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have fence marks all over my body
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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