Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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