carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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