your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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