i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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